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#2
I had a pair of identical twins in a recruit squad. I made them mill against each other until they had both beaten seven kinds of living shite out of the other. It quietened them down.
 
#4
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Does anyone know who that Provo Sgt is?
No, but I think the devil worshipper had him on the back foot for a while:

RP: 'Ow long you bin a satanist then?
Nob: 'bout three or four years, sergeant
RP: Family thing, is it?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#6
Yes mate, but its a tad unrealistic, noone beats you with a pique handle when you lag behind on a run, and a Big barrel chested Irish guards Drill WO doesn't wallop you accross the chops when you hear his cliche's for the first time
 
#7
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Does anyone know who that Provo Sgt is?
Wasnt he in Dog Soldiers....as a fecking werewolf? Any man who can grow facial hair like that deserves respect! :D

Its always the same, the wide boy gobshoites cant hack it.
 
#8
Thought they were all supposed to be well-hard geezers? From the number of them that were blubbing all over the place, I would reckon that they'd be
frightened by a pack of Brownies. My Granny was harder than that load of cnuts! 8)
 
#9
there's a big f*cker in one of the sections (the one who wouldn't apologise cos it was a sign of weakness......whilst blubbing :lol: )

now is he ... or is he not ...PRIVATE PILE .....YOU JELLY DONUT EATING PIECE OF SH*T.
 
#10
shortfuse said:
now is he ... or is he not ...PRIVATE PILE .....YOU JELLY DONUT EATING PIECE OF SH*T.
Oh thats it Pile,
Don't make any fcuking effort Pile,
If God wanted you at the top of this obstacle
he would of miracled your arrse up here by now

(or wowrds to that effect)

:roll:
 
#11
or , surely the best quote of all

"JEEEEEEESUS CHRIST SON , DID YOUR MOMMA HAVE ANY CHILDREN WHO LIVED" :lol: :lol: :lol:
some bad lads questions.....

how hard is it to look tough in a beret that looks like a childs paddling pool.

where is the Provo's neck , will he have to go "diffy" for it.??

is the provo in fact yosemite sam??

what the f*ck is that tatoo on the egg ops. face?? 8O

answers please.
 
#12
shortfuse said:
how hard is it to look tough in a beret that looks like a childs paddling pool.

where is the Provo's neck , will he have to go "diffy" for it.??

is the provo in fact yosemite sam??

what the f*ck is that tatoo on the egg ops. face?? 8O

answers please.
Dunno mate, haven't seen it. You don't get it on BFBS DVD's.
 
#13
i watched it and actually cringed at how soft these so called "hard men" are, :lol:
something is missing i reckon these lads have been molly coddled by social workers and doting mums who spoils them with no dads around to tan their arses, i wouldn't want them in my trench, i don't carry a box of kleenex all the time for them to use. :roll:
 
#14
i watched it and actually cringed at how soft these so called "hard men" are, :lol:
something is missing i reckon these lads have been molly coddled by social workers and doting mums who spoils them with no dads around to tan their arses, i wouldn't want them in my trench, i don't carry a box of kleenex all the time for them to use. :roll:
 
#15
semper said:
i watched it and actually cringed at how soft these so called "hard men" are, :lol:
something is missing i reckon these lads have been molly coddled by social workers and doting mums who spoils them with no dads around to tan their arses, i wouldn't want them in my trench, i don't carry a box of kleenex all the time for them to use. :roll:
Could use them as human shields though, so your decent lads don't get it :twisted:
 
#16
It's the best bit of telly i've seen in a while.

That Provo bloke has stolen the fcuking show. Clearly as mad as a hatter. It looks like someones cleaned up a tramp and stuck him in a uniform. I was on the floor laughing when he was scaring the sh*t out of the 'hard man' in trap 2.

"I've had an eye out, LOOK. I've been stabbed and fookin' shot, so don't fook me about." Fcuking great stuff. You could see jailbirds bottom lip going and everything.

Mind you, that other RP deserved a bit of lip, as his dennison smock-webbing belt round the manbaps combo looks a bit dildo-ish.

I actually found myself getting nostalgic about log races, which I still can't quite believe.
 
#17
the only thing letting it down a bit is every time one throws his toys out of his pram , they all rally around for the old "but you're the best bloke blah blah ..relying on you blah blah" when simply giving them knees to the chest with one of those shells would do the trick.
and yes , lardy the RP in the denison smock is obviously not ex militairy , and deserves all the abuse he gets.
the provo reminds me of a jock full screw we had at dover who was evil , pure evil , manys the time that little f*cker had us over the assault course in best kit CEMO and ressies , didn't do me any harm. :roll:
 

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#18
And why are they all running about with their water bottles when they are on parade - it looks like they are the babies 'comfort blanket'. Still I suppose once they have put it to their lips there is a dummy tit on the end.

If that is what they are like in camp what will their water discipline be like in the cuds?
 

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