Bad Lads Army Extreme: Whats next, Commando Course Training?

#1
We have now had Bad Lads Army Extreme which is just 1950s Para Training, I was thinking it would lead to 1950s Commando Course training

Who else would think this?
 
#4
robre said:
Sounds like a great idea! How about replacing the boxing gloves for milling with roll mats :twisted:
Obviously in the buff too... followed by a big bootneck booty in the gonads for good measure. In the words of the great philosopher known as Keegan... they'll luv it, absolutely luv it!
 
#5
robre said:
Sounds like a great idea! How about replacing the boxing gloves for milling with roll mats :twisted:
Obviously in the buff too... followed by a big bootneck booty in the gonads for good measure. In the words of the great philosopher known as Keegan... they'll luv it, absolutely luv it!
 
#8
How about Bad Lads extreme... a section comprised of extremely anti social types despatched to Helmand with minimal support and minimal equipment.....??? Oops Reid beat me too it.
 
#9
Why not have,
Bad Lads Army Extreme-WW2 Russian Penal Bttn the lot of them can do fronta wave suacide charges in front of live fire. The winners (all of them) can then do live mine field clearance wearing snow shows. any one left gets sent to the Gulag. Hopefully the public geat great TV and the tax payer gets rid of 30 wasters and lowlife :twisted:
 
#10
What about much the same format as before, 'extreme' training, lots of shouting, then dispatch them to a deserted island somewhere, give 'em gats, plenty of rounds, and perhaps some support weapons, and let them kill one another off (sort of inter section competition?)

Military analysis, and action replays to be disected by Tim Collins, Alan Hansen, and Noel Edmonds.
 
#11
I suppose sooner or later they would, They would have to do yomps, klepper canoeing, abseilling and shore raiding skills.

It would have to be renamed Bad Lads Marines or Bad Lads Commando?

I was going to say Bad Lads Army SAS but i think the 1950s B.L.A.X. Paras training covers that

There has already been somthing like that on BBC, 'SAS Are You Tough Enough' if anyone remembers it.
 
#12
Gents, gents! You're all missing the next logical step:

Bad Lads Wehrmacht Extreme - Wheels Of Terror

Each of the chav scum gets to be beaten with rifle butts and hosed down in stripy pyjamas as a quick Concentration Camp stylee intro, before getting the opportunity to "volunteer" for service with the 27th (Penal) Panzer Regiment.

Training to include:

Pouring hails of lead into advancing Russian hordes
Correct organisation of and conduct during p*ss up in brothel
How to take out a T34 with a bag of stick grenades
The correct recipe for Obergefreiter Porta's bortsch

It's a winner!
 
#15
billyruffian said:
Bad Lads Wehrmacht Extreme - Wheels Of Terror

Including drinking large ammounts of fiery Kirsch.
And pulling gold teeth out of the ruskies mouth and fighting with sharpened entrenching tools :twisted:
 
#16
Tricky to do bad lads commando because the green beret means you've passed the commando tests. And even if they weren't little scrotes, none of those lads could do that with just a month or two of training.
Paras is simpler because most people don't realise that the maroon beret doesn't necessarily mean you've done P Coy.
 
#17
Themanwho said:
Gents, gents! You're all missing the next logical step:

Bad Lads Wehrmacht Extreme - Wheels Of Terror

Each of the chav scum gets to be beaten with rifle butts and hosed down in stripy pyjamas as a quick Concentration Camp stylee intro, before getting the opportunity to "volunteer" for service with the 27th (Penal) Panzer Regiment.

Training to include:

Pouring hails of lead into advancing Russian hordes
Correct organisation of and conduct during p*ss up in brothel
How to take out a T34 with a bag of stick grenades
The correct recipe for Obergefreiter Porta's bortsch

It's a winner!
The DS can be replaced by a crazed ex-Foreign Legionnaire and the sections can compete during a withdrawal in contact over two hundred miles under command of an SS General in a blizzard.
 
#20
How about bad lads army catering corps extreme?

They can spend the time learning to peel spuds, dish out beans with every meal, and totaly suck the flavour out of them too.

A secondary skil would be to teach them to poison the whole battalion and finish the course about 5st overweight so when they get back the cops will have no problem catching them.
 

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