Bad Day

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Mitchthebar, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy walks into a bar and quickly says to the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"

    The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having a bad day?"

    The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my brother is gay!"

    The bartender, feeling bad for the guy, says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me."

    The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. A week later the same guy comes into the same bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"

    The bartender looks at him and says, "Damn buddy, are you having another bad day?"

    The guy replies, "Yeah, I just found out my other brother is gay too!"

    The bartender says, "Damn, that is a bad day. I'll tell you what. The first shot is on me again."

    The guy thanks him, takes his shots, and leaves. The next week the same guy walks into the same bar and says, "Bartender give me 10 shots of Jack!"

    The bartender looks at him confused and says, "Damn buddy that is a really bad day, doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

    "Yeah, my wife!"