Bad day at work honey?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stabandswat, Jan 23, 2008.

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  1. The injured man was flown to hospital in Darwin, where he is recovering.

    There's irony for you
  2. Call me old fashioned but one thing they ALWAYS tell you on Discovery channel is NOT to do this:

    Jason Grant was collecting crocodile eggs at a remote reptile farm when he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws.

    eggs, crocodile, remote, jaws=arrse chomped....endof
  3. Now i realise that it probably wrong to laugh, but i bet his wife still began the conversatione with "You'll never guess the kind of day i've had"
  4. use the little 'world with wings' icon, 6th along top row
  5. This is my personal favourite. Methinks he'd just had a visit from a certain Emperor... [​IMG]
  6. That's one reason why NOT to join the Austrailian Army ;)

    Plenty of distractions from Rogue Koala's
  7. More croc stupidity :lol:
  8. Not the Koalas you have to worry about, its those bloody Dropbears that are the Killers
  9. Everyone knows that they don't exist...
  10. re: dropbears,

    No, the corpses get eaten by the goanas. No corpse, no evidence, and everyone thinks, mistakenly, that dropbears don't exist (cranky little buggers that they are).