Bad Confidential Report Writing? Oh yes...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Davros_the_Dalek, Mar 20, 2002.

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  1. So what's the worst thing any of you have seen (or heard of) being written in a CR?

    I think the one that tops it for me is.. "I would not allow this soldier to breed." Ouch!
  2. How about 'this sailor has all the qualities of an un-made bed'.  

    When the CO wanted it withdrawn, the author pointed out that it was too late, as his (the author's) part of the report was already signed: it was only the CO's part which was up for discussion!

    happiness is 500ft down in a force 10
  3. Bad CO

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    A Navy one allegedly said:

    "This officer has used my ship to carry his p_enis around the world"

    Edited to remove 'thingy' and insert 'p_enis'
  4. This soldier would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.  

    His wife has improved the morale of the entire Mess

    Many more where they came from
  5. This 1 had to be re written as it caused a world of problems. Saying that Im not suprised considering he was seeing the CPN. "This mans bravado is bigger than his skills."
  6. How about "....he is destined to go through life pulling doors marked push."