Have you ever used a chat-up line to your intended victim/object of lust that the moment you said it, you wish a great big hole would swallow you up? A few years ago, I was taking portrait photos of 6 girls (19 & 20 year-olds) and when I came to the 5th, she asked if she would look beautiful in the picture. I said without thinking; "Love, it's a camera, not a magic wand!" Oops. I suppose a blow-job's out of the question then?