bad back

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by scruff_1, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy goes to the doctor. Doc my back is really hurting, will you take a look at it. Well the Doc looks at his back it is covered in weeping sores.

    My god man how did this happen.

    Well Doc I was with my bird in the transit when she tells me she is feeling really horny. Not wanting to miss my chance we pull over into a lay-by, get in the back of the transit and get down to business.

    After about 10 minutes she is driving me crazy and I start shouting for her to whip me. She looks all round the transit and can find nothing to see to my urges with. Then I hear her open the window and then oh yes she starts whipping me.

    Well says the doc, that explains it.

    It is the worst case of van aerial disease I have ever seen.