Guy goes to the doctor. Doc my back is really hurting, will you take a look at it. Well the Doc looks at his back it is covered in weeping sores. My god man how did this happen. Well Doc I was with my bird in the transit when she tells me she is feeling really horny. Not wanting to miss my chance we pull over into a lay-by, get in the back of the transit and get down to business. After about 10 minutes she is driving me crazy and I start shouting for her to whip me. She looks all round the transit and can find nothing to see to my urges with. Then I hear her open the window and then oh yes she starts whipping me. Well says the doc, that explains it. It is the worst case of van aerial disease I have ever seen.