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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Jul 24, 2010.

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  1. Name a product you'd love your Islamic corner shop to sell.
     
  2. Burkha Babes. Similiar to Asian Babes but with more emphasis on the eyes.
     
  3. I've never seen an Islamic shop. Does all the plumbing point towards Mecca or something?
     
  4. Satanic Verses by Salaman Rushdie
     
  5. BNP posters
     
  6. Fresh Bacon butties or Pig roast!
     
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

  8. Whores in vails.
     
  9. Those CD things that hang from your rear view mirror ... i can't seem to find one anywhere.
     
  10. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    a sense of humour, the miserable uptight bastards.
     
  11. Blow up dolls.
     
  12. You probably have seen one and didn't realize it. Go to any gasoline filling station with an attached convenience store and there you'll find a Pakistani behind the counter. (Can't tell you about the plumbing pointing a certain direction though)

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  13. Most of them already stock dolls that blow up when placed next to an Action Man or GI Joe.
     
  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'You probably have seen one and didn't realize it. Go to any gasoline filling station with an attached convenience store and there you'll find a Pakistani behind the counter.'

    really?? why's that then?