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  1. when will the government learn  even my my grandad and dad says "never trust the french/germans"  if they knew it for years and me included i would sh*g their women but  would marry i them? would i fook!

    they will stab you in the back if it will do them any good , look at falklands the frogs supplied software to fire the exocet missiles even when they promised not to :mad:, WW2 they insisted on being the first troop into paris even tho we ( US, UK and the commonwealth) did all the fooking hard work  :mad: , gulf war 1 the frogs wanted us to stop short of bumping saddam off cos they saw reconstruction money opportunities, BEEF ! ban even tho it was cleared .buring british sheeps, disinterested police if u ever need their help and the list goes on and on

    put it simply  I HATE THE FUKING FROGS
  2. Nothing wrong with the French so long as one remembers their basic principles.

    Napolean won Waterloo

    It is worse to win with the Brits than lose to the Germans

    Napolean won Waterloo

    Vichy was an intelligent move

    Napolean won Waterloo

    If Iraq loses everyone might find out who supplied the nuclear technology

    Napolean won Waterloo

    When Iraq loses we will be able to say we were against the war and pick up lots of nice contracts

    Napolean won Waterloo

    It is no disgrace to lose to the Germans sp long as we can set up a government in Vichy and con the boxheads into doing what we want them to

    Napolean won Waterloo
  3. I've heard it said "that there is nothing wrong with the French that genocide can't cure".  

    [For any PC Thought Police viewing this post - "It is a joke!"]
  4. we spent years fighting the french from agincourt to waterloo. the hartlepool monkey is a good example of our 'special relationship' !! since 1914 we have shed blood,sweat and the priceless good mens lives looking after them and what have they done for us? CAP, Beef,'money' seekers etc etc. when will we ever learn?

    PS remember World Cup 98? footy fans beaten up for been english?
  5. I agree with all of the above. There sense of own importance is way beyond the actual. They over inflate there national pride to compensate for numerous defeats over the years.

    They think there the most intelectual people in the world simply because they can knock you up a nice desert. I say the rest of the world should say **** em.
  6. It seems funny , the French could Not kick the Germans out quick enough in the 40s but now they are Welcoming them with open arms, TYPICAL FRENCH ?
  7. Quote put it simply  I HATE THE FUKING FROG Unquote.

    Yes Ditto to the above, they where really good at fighting the Britsh and Americans in WW2 but a hands up job the the germans and the japs.

    Pretty good at changing sides when the allies were going to win

    Two faced slimey bastards.

  8. Soldier_Why

    Soldier_Why LE Moderator

    Desert?  A Freudian slip there I think!
  9. Cheese eating surrender monkeys, sh1t at rugby too! :)
  10. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    It`s all academic anyway. I live here in Holland and the patriot missiles in question left for Turkey on Friday so screw the French :p. At least the cloggies are showing some mettle anyway. 8)
  11. Never mind Saddam, we all know who the enemy is!
  12. I see the plan to reinforce Turkey got through-via the NATO planning comittee-which the vile Garlic reeking , amphibian scoffing, inventors of the squat toilet do not sit on (the comitte not the toilet).  the remaining opposition in the shape of Belgium crumbled just like they did in the last 2 wars.  bet the Belgies won't flog us ammo in this GW either.
  13. well in a fit of pique the belgian wont supply us with chocolate in our ration pack  :p
  14. I knew a chick who was half French.
    She only shaved one armpit
  15. Complete Military History of France

    Gallic Wars - Lost.
    In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history,
    France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    Hundred Years War - Mostly lost.
    saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First
    Rule of French Warfare: "France's armies are victorious only when not led by
    a Frenchman."

    Italian Wars - Lost.
    France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when
    fighting Italians.

    Wars of Religion
    France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

    Thirty Years War
    France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway.
    Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started
    ignoring her.

    War of Devolution - Tied.
    Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    The Dutch War - Tied

    War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost.
    But claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the
    world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

    War of the Spanish Succession - Lost.
    The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they
    have loved every since.

    American Revolution
    In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims
    a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later
    known as the "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French
    Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

    French Revolution - Won.
    Primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

    The Napoleonic Wars - Lost.
    Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!)...due to leadership of a
    Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    The Franco-Prussian War - Lost.
    Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home
    alone on a Saturday night.

    World War I - Tied.
    And on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of
    French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but
    one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by
    American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    World War II - Lost.
    Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they
    finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    War in Indochina - Lost.
    French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

    Algerian Rebellion - Lost.
    Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force
    since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can
    always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the
    Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and

    War on Terrorism - France
    keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just
    to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he
    takes refuge in a McDonald's.

    The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not
    be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France

    "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
    accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."