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Back to the Future with Jeremy....

Dark_Nit

LE
Book Reviewer
It turns out that Comrade Jeremy has been using a recycled speech written in the 1980s:

Jeremy Corbyn embarrassed after it emerged passages of speech were written in the 1980s
Mr Corbyn's first conference speech is undermined as it emerges that large sections of his address were written in the 1980s and rejected by every Labour leader since Neil Kinnock.

Jeremy Corbyn embarrassed after it emerged passages of speech were written in the 1980s

Mr Heller said that he wrote the speech in the 1980s and had been offered to every Labour leader since then, including Ed Miliband. Mr Heller, who worked for Labour minister Denis Healey between 1981 to 1983, posted the speech on his website four years ago.The embarrassing disclosure came after a speech that saw Mr Corbyn face criticism for failing to mention the deficit, immigration, terrorism or the European Union referendum.

So, what 1980s policies would you like to bring back?

 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Not surprised really, considering the doddering old cunt is stuck in the 80s with his views on Unions, Socialism and most other things!
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
Wait while his 70's stuff comes out, you'll not hear it though as the electric will be off. You'll also have to put up with the stench of elderly relatives you can't get buried.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
Wait while his 70's stuff comes out, you'll not hear it though as the electric will be off. You'll also have to put up with the stench of elderly relatives you can't get buried.
You mean we don't have to wait until they're dead?
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
I've got a clutch of Vulture eggs if you want to hatch 'em..
 
jus primae noctis

I know it's old school but I like the idea of having the right to fuck my subordinates wives on their wedding night.

Obviously I would need some subordinates first but if I ever do employ someone I shall make sure his bird is fit just in case they marry
 
What 1980s policy would I like to see brought back? Sinking Argentinian ships for starters.

If they ever get to sea, obviously....
 
The 80s weren't all that bad. Maggie, coming out of yet another left inspired recession, dragging UK out from being the laughing stock of Europe and so on. Compared to the 70s it was nirvana. Of course, we didn't have a Labour government at any time in the 80s so that's probably why it was so good.
 
It could have been worse.

New Labour New BS.

I've read that he's ripped up Labours defence policy & refuses to press that red button.

So the UK has no Defence but the girl guides and scouts will be deployed.

And this guy wants to be a future British PM ffs..


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Ciggie

GCM
Aaaw, and I thought it was going to be a thread about Clarkson in a De Lorean going back in time to fuck Hammond´s mum.
 

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