back to bastion

Discussion in 'Afghanistan' started by juswhite, Jul 20, 2012.

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  1. Finished R N R and awaiting a plane back to bastion but l am not not the lists or supposed to be back in the UK help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. AWOL - Don't worry the Monkeys will help you
  3. Or even desertion ! That sounds better

    Report to the nearest firing squad
  4. X59

    X59 LE

    No way should you contact your unit and inform them of the situation.

    Best course of action is to go on tinterweb and heed the sound advice therein.
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  5. Just go home fella.

    Did you not consider contacting someone at your parent unit?
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  6. No, posting on the internet will fix it...
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  7. Not not?
  8. Try here.
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  9. Pretend you're dead and claim the life insurance
  10. Rear Party...via your Guard room. as per the nice piece of paper your G4 and RAO party in Basition SHOULD have given you in Bastion whilst briefing you up on what not to do whilst home
  11. I've got a mate who's going back go see his family in Pakistan, if you go with him his family will give you a lift to the edge of their village.