Back Itch

#41
Well actually the only thing I forgot to mention was earache, although I think that was due to poking myself in the ear when I was asleep. I was having a very odd dream.

Now that I have an idea of dry skin, I can do something about it, and no longer worry. I have a good relationship with my GP and have mentioned sensitive things.
Such as? You can tell us. We won't mock.



















Much.
 
#43
Are you sure it's blood and not undigested red pepper parts or the after effects of eating beetroot? First time I ate a couple of fresh beetroot, next day's poo was truly the stuff of every googling hypochondriac's nightmares.
I pissed red after I`d eaten beetroot , thought it was blood , turns out it was blood and I`ve got bladder cancer , just had first session of BCG treatment .
 
#45
I read the title as Bitch, My new glasses come on the 20th
 
#46
Why were you ROPPED?

The only reason I can think of is treasonable offences against English grammar and that is hardly a crime here.
The Duke gave him for posting outside the NAAFI
 
#47
I pissed red after I`d eaten beetroot , thought it was blood , turns out it was blood and I`ve got bladder cancer , just had first session of BCG treatment .
Bloody hell, sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out.
I've now reached the trigger age for all sorts of invitations for scans, probes etc.
 
#48
Bloody hell, sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out.
I've now reached the trigger age for all sorts of invitations for scans, probes etc.
Potentially curable but its still a basterd and in my view could have been caught much earlier if my GP had referred me to a urologist 2 years prior.
 
#51
Step 1 Ignore it. Either it will go away, not go away or you will die. If its the first or last, you shouldn't/can't complain. if its the second, then repeat step 1.

Job jobbed.
 

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