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Back end of a bus.

The police came to my door last night, holding a picture of my wife.

Copper, "Is this your wife, sir?"

Shocked I answered, "Yes".

Copper, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

I said, "I know, but she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids."

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