Back end of a bus.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by BearFrills, May 18, 2012.

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  1. The police came to my door last night, holding a picture of my wife.

    Copper, "Is this your wife, sir?"

    Shocked I answered, "Yes".

    Copper, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."

    I said, "I know, but she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids."
     
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  2. Fuck, didn't know she had a twin!