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' Back during Lock down...I remember '

Robme

LE
During lockdown, my local took to providing takeaway food and booze, you rang them and they had it waiting for you.
Plod found out, called tactical response and that’s was that.
Mind you the builders say they can rebuild the pub (once the lockdown was over) inside 6 months, once EOD cleared it of unexploded ordinance.
 

Robme

LE
There was a time before lockdown, when, your not going to believe this, young men went round stabbing people. Apparently all due to disrespect or some such? Unbelievable I know, as how do young men get respect when they were barely out of nappies.
 

Goatman

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BratMedic

LE
Book Reviewer
How very dare you Buster my persec.....I'll be having words about this...after Lock Down.

Yours, Outraged of Herefordshire.
How awfully rude of you, I shall be writing to the editor.
Your obedient servant,
Angry of Tunbridge Wells.
 

Goatman

ADC
Book Reviewer
' Blimey will you put a sock in it Grandpa ! - We all know you're full of it sometimes....You'll be telling us next you can remember when Zoom was an ice lolly ! '

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Stumpy4154

LE
Book Reviewer
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“During the Virus .............”
 

Chef

LE
' Blimey will you put a sock in it Grandpa ! - We all know you're full of it sometimes....You'll be telling us next you can remember when Zoom was an ice lolly ! '

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I remember the trouble I had getting the card from out of the wrapper. Bearing in mind that at a Gerry Anderson convention a few years back somebody had an ice lolly from 'Stingray' there's probably a fan with a contemporary Zoom for sale.
 

DITA

MIA
Laughing loudly at dafties everywhere, trying desperately to blame the Tories or Johnson for everything that was distantly related to a virus that ( probably ) originated in China.

As oppose to laughing loudly at the people that blamed Labour for the Global financial meltdown...

**dons tin lid and awaits incoming**
 

Stumpy4154

LE
Book Reviewer
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Laughing loudly at dafties everywhere, trying desperately to blame the Tories or Johnson for everything that was distantly related to a virus that ( probably ) originated in China.
Yes, but Corbyn would have sorted it all out much better. We don't know how, because he never was going to get in, but we know.

Some chopper on FB set a meme up saying something along the lines of: "How are you all you Tory voters enjoying socialism now, then?" I pointed out that Corbyn didn't need a deadly virus as an excuse to close the economy down, and that he wouldn't stop when the virus was under control.

That was me in Facebook Gehenna.
 
During lockdown, my local took to providing takeaway food and booze, you rang them and they had it waiting for you.
Plod found out, called tactical response and that’s was that.
Mind you the builders say they can rebuild the pub (once the lockdown was over) inside 6 months, once EOD cleared it of unexploded ordinance.

Ordnance.
 

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