Baby

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Jesus Woman, That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. What a beast" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

    The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
     
  2. Brilliant