There is some truth in your post except for the regret thing, I dont think that anybody actually regrets going to uni. The shit pay this is a bit wrong too as well (i have first hand experience of this). Regretting taxpayers money well not really. Being a plumber not particularly.
No wonder the army recruits so many ex-students, and the majority of these are probably 'recruited' in the last year of their course or post uni unemployment! Anyway uni lasts but for a fleeting time so drink up guys, it'll soon be over......UNLUCKY!