Paddy and his heavily pregnant, single sister are involved in a car accident. When Teresa wakes up the doctor tells her that she has been in a coma for months. "Oh my god!" she screamed. "What about the baby? Is my baby all right?" "Don't worry," said the doctor. "Everything is fine - in fact you had twins! A boy and a girl and they're both doing great." "Oh thank god! And what about Paddy? Is he ok?" "Your brother is fine too. He thought you wouldn't mind if he named the twins, we didn't know how long you would be in a coma." "Oh Jesus, he's shite with names, what did he call them?" "Well, he named your daughter Denise..." "Really? That's actually quite nice. What about the other one?" "Denephew."