Baby for sale - merged threads on MDNs sprog

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  1. I started this thread on saturday and it vanished when I tried to modify it, so I will try again

    On Friday last, a scan revealed that Mrs donut is bearing me a daughter.

    This means, crap toys, no guns, scalextric and good stuff, and a lifetime of pony tails make up and bikes with the cross bars in the wrong place, not to mention the beating up of unsiutable boyfriends.

    I have therefore decided to stick it up for sale ;D

    Early bidders are welcome unless anyone can give me a reason to keep a baby girl.

    If this is the case hows about some names as I'm apparently not allowed to call it 'Zod or Trumper'
  2. Congratulations Matey!

    Great News for you both - so it's a girl - so's a little Do-Nut.  ;D  ;D  ;D
  3. You know MDN - it could be a little boy with a small willie (like it's dad  :p ) just didn't show up on the scan.  ;)
  4. No its on E-bay starting at £500 ;D
  5. how about posting the piccy that was lost? I didnt save it, hysterical that!  ;D
  6. Congratulations! ;D ;D
  7. Thats a coincidence, sounds just like how you were brought up. Hopefully you'll still have your Barbie and subscription to 'Jackie'.

    Congrats mate, seriously didn't think you had it in you.

    PS I've just put a bid in for it on ebay, whats your reserve?

    PPS Spoke to S B the badge man, he blames Mario!!
  8. Yeeeeeeeee-haaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
  9. Girls are great,...... sooooooo cute!


    Nina (for reasons only a few on here would understand ;) )
  10. Bloody hell, with names like that you should be called "Sh1tegirlie"...    ;) ;) ;)
  11. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Anouska? Bollocks I know an Anouska who gave me a dose.  :mad:
  12. Looks like Zod and Trumper remain favourites then ;D

    Upto £1700 now, Flash, tell S_B hes a bloody liar, it was him and he knows it, but will stitch Mario all the same, (just in case)
  13. Hermione

    I love this game ;D ;D ;D
    ps. I'd simply love to have your baby MDN  ;)
  14. Wait your turn, only one love wand, and many many women who want me ;D

    If you are desperate, standby the M-6 nr junction 21 tomorrow, ill flick some baby gravy at you as i speed past ;D
  15. Now, now Mdn, you know what happened last time you picked someone up off the side of the road.
    What was the plee bargain?
    Remember it wasn't legal with little boys then.

    I suggest;