Baby Cameron - Guess the Defect

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  1. Nothing worse than a chinless Dad

    12 vote(s)
  2. Drooling window-licker

    8 vote(s)
  3. Mongoloid

    3 vote(s)
  4. Paraplegic

    1 vote(s)
  5. Socialist

    15 vote(s)
  6. Harelip and cleft palate

    1 vote(s)
  7. Ginger

    26 vote(s)
  1. After having one spacker, the chances of having another are much higher. The first Cameron defective having died, what malady is this one likely to have? I've tried to include the most obvious ones, but feel free to suggest more.
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Didn't you watch the program about genetic defects last night on Channel 4?

    It said that only 1 in 4 kids are likely to have snags as a result of inter cousin marriage, that means this one will be all right but the next one will have a head the size of a melon and 300 teeth.
  3. All of the above.
  4. It will be a gwarr and stink forever of foxes wee. The parents will always be "spilling" baby milk on it to try to disguise the smell, it shall always stink.
  5. Cow

    Cow LE

    That program took the piss. By all means feck off home and marry your cousin where your children will look normal but don't do it hear and put pressure on the health/support services.. Once again religion is the blocking factor in this being accepted by the people who it affects. The religious leaders have a hold over their congregations which over-rides any common sense.

    Edit: Will be Ginger, a Lib Dem present from Mr Kennedy.
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'm plumping for Socialist. This is the NAAFI after all, so I want' to be as cruel as possible. They're worth it.
  7. In its ears.
  8. This is an outrageously bad taste thread and I for one am outraged. Look! See?

    How dare you imply that ginger is a birth defect and that the spack-minded, slack jawed offspring of the inbred nobility could aspire to such robust genetic characteristics. It will probably be a mong-browed deficient, like the Millband Brothers.
  9. It will have one eye.

    Which will have a squint.

  10. Which will be blind, obviously
  11. That's a given.

    ..............hang on a minute: a one-eyed, tantrum inflicted resident of 10 Downing St? Have we not been this way before?
  12. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Only if the child is Scots.

    I wonder if anyone asked if they were expecting a boy, or a child?
  13. Cameron? Let me see, where have I heard that name, not Liverpool. Norfolk? it Devon?

    Give up.

  14. Being cornish born springs to mind
  15. Cornish born? Then for god's sake keep her away from Porthleven Harbour and the keys to the official Downing Street limousine!