Baby Cameron - Guess the Defect

What has this one got wrong with it?

  • Nothing worse than a chinless Dad

    Votes: 12 18.2%
  • Drooling window-licker

    Votes: 8 12.1%
  • Mongoloid

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • Paraplegic

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • Socialist

    Votes: 15 22.7%
  • Harelip and cleft palate

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • Ginger

    Votes: 26 39.4%

  • Total voters
    66
#1
After having one spacker, the chances of having another are much higher. The first Cameron defective having died, what malady is this one likely to have? I've tried to include the most obvious ones, but feel free to suggest more.
 

Ravers

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#2
Didn't you watch the program about genetic defects last night on Channel 4?

It said that only 1 in 4 kids are likely to have snags as a result of inter cousin marriage, that means this one will be all right but the next one will have a head the size of a melon and 300 teeth.
 
#4
It will be a gwarr and stink forever of foxes wee. The parents will always be "spilling" baby milk on it to try to disguise the smell, it shall always stink.
 
#5
Didn't you watch the program about genetic defects last night on Channel 4?

It said that only 1 in 4 kids are likely to have snags as a result of inter cousin marriage, that means this one will be all right but the next one will have a head the size of a melon and 300 teeth.
That program took the piss. By all means feck off home and marry your cousin where your children will look normal but don't do it hear and put pressure on the health/support services.. Once again religion is the blocking factor in this being accepted by the people who it affects. The religious leaders have a hold over their congregations which over-rides any common sense.

Edit: Will be Ginger, a Lib Dem present from Mr Kennedy.
 

Biped

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#6
I'm plumping for Socialist. This is the NAAFI after all, so I want' to be as cruel as possible. They're worth it.
 
#8
This is an outrageously bad taste thread and I for one am outraged. Look! See?

How dare you imply that ginger is a birth defect and that the spack-minded, slack jawed offspring of the inbred nobility could aspire to such robust genetic characteristics. It will probably be a mong-browed deficient, like the Millband Brothers.
 
#9
It will have one eye.

Which will have a squint.
 
#11
That's a given.

..............hang on a minute: a one-eyed, tantrum inflicted resident of 10 Downing St? Have we not been this way before?
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
Only if the child is Scots.



I wonder if anyone asked if they were expecting a boy, or a child?
 
#13
Cameron? Let me see, where have I heard that name before...no, not Liverpool. Norfolk? no...is it Devon?

Give up.

Wikipedia said:
Clan Cameron is a West Highland Scottish clan, with one main branch Lochiel, and numerous cadet branches such as Erracht, Clunes, Glen Nevis, and Fassifern. The Clan Cameron lands are in Lochaber and within their lands is the mountain Ben Nevis which is the highest mountain in the British Isles
 
#14
Being cornish born springs to mind
 
#15
Cornish born? Then for god's sake keep her away from Porthleven Harbour and the keys to the official Downing Street limousine!
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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#16
OK, so It is a one-eyed, tantrum-throwing, Scot., denizen of No. 10 Downing Street.


Yep we've been here before.

Can Special Branch vouch for Broon's movements c8.5 months ago?
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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