Woman takes a baby to the doctors and says it's not feeding properly. Doctor asks, "Breast or bottle feed?" and the woman replies " Only breast since it was born." Doctor says, "Right, lets have a look at your breasts", so she strips to the waist. He pokes her breasts and pinches her nipples. "Well, no wonder the little thing is hungry", says the Doctor, "You have no milk". "I know THAT", says the woman, scornfully, "I'm his bloody aunt".