Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sluice_dweller, May 19, 2008.

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  1. Was having a discussion with a colleague this morning and the afore mentioned topic came up!

    A new one on me - apparently it is the name given for smacking someone on the arsse until it resembles a baboons behind.

    Engineers use stable belts and marines use flip flops! because I'm having such a busy day at the office I came up with a few for other Corps and Regiments: -

    Bibles for the God Squad

    Sporrans for the RRS

    Stethoscopes for Doctors

    Knee braces for Physios

    Blankets for Sup Con’s

    Antenna for Sigs

    Any more for any more?
  2. You're quite right with the Engineers. Could also use a mine marker pole at full whack.
  3. Oven mitts for chefs
    Dental Floss for RADC
    Seat belts for drivers.
  4. A ginsters pasty for the RLC.
  5. Feather for the REME :)
  6. Blackboard rubbers for ETS

    Apache rear rotar blade for AAC

    Wheelbarrow for ATO

    Tazer for RMP
  7. Isn't this all a bit hom for the British Army? I mean, it smacks of Ivan and all that 'grandfather' stuff...
  8. Shovel for the RGJ (Rifles)
  9. Pace Sticks for the Guards?
  10. Whips for the cavalry
  11. The ripped off arms of dead Taliban for ... sssh (looks around)... Them.
  12. lead rubber for the Rads
  13. Samway Anchor tourniquet for medics? 8O (if you can find one now!)
  14. Is Babooning a fetish thing shortly followed by being buggered with an inch of passing out or is it something my Granny could get involved in?
  15. Depends on whether your Gran like buggery or not?