Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, May 19, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    They say that babies can catch all sorts of things in the first 6 months. That's bullshit I've thrown a cricket ball, a shoe and a house brick at him and every one of them has hit him in the face so far.
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  2. It's regarded as sporting to let him wake up first.
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  3. That reminds me of trying to teach my dog to catch. She just doesn't get it. I throw a biscuit and she just sits there, let's it bounce off her forehead and then picks it up, quite happy. The idea that is should be caught just doesn't occur to her.
  4. Throw it up in a high arc, it could be she doesnt see it

    Do a bit if teasing before you hoy it as well, to make sure she's paying attention
  5. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

  6. As long as there are no witnesses you should be fine. It's not as if they're going to complain, is it? Common sense dictates you get a riot shield, though, as they have a habit of slinging stuff back when they get older.
  7. Play the catch game with an older dog about - she'll soon catch on when she sees the grub going down their neck. If you don't have access to another dog you can always grab and eat the bicky yourself!