How many dead babies does it take to paint a building? -Depends how hard you throw them... How do you get 10 dead babies in a jar? -Blender. But how do you get them back out? -Doritos! How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? -Nail it's other hand to the ground. Whats the difference between a skip full of dead babies and a truck full of ping pong balls? -You can't pick up ping pong balls with a pitchfork.