Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by HoBear, Dec 16, 2011.

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  1. How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?
    -Depends how hard you throw them...

    How do you get 10 dead babies in a jar?
    -Blender. But how do you get them back out?

    How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
    -Nail it's other hand to the ground.

    Whats the difference between a skip full of dead babies and a truck full of ping pong balls?
    -You can't pick up ping pong balls with a pitchfork.
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  3. What's the best thing about sticking a baby in a blender head first?

    Watching it's feet curl into little fists.
  4. You sockpuppet whore.
  5. whats harder than nailing a baby to a fence?
    My cock when im doing it

    Whats the difference between a baby and a microwave?
    a microwave doesn't screem when i put my meat into it