Babies...

#1
How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?
-Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you get 10 dead babies in a jar?
-Blender. But how do you get them back out?
-Doritos!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
-Nail it's other hand to the ground.

Whats the difference between a skip full of dead babies and a truck full of ping pong balls?
-You can't pick up ping pong balls with a pitchfork.
 
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#2
Welcome to ARRSE. Top tip - before typing, think to yourself.......do you think that everyone in the world will have heard this before? If the answer is anything but a definitive "no," don't bother typing.
 
#3
What's the best thing about sticking a baby in a blender head first?

Watching it's feet curl into little fists.
 
#4
What's the best thing about sticking a baby in a blender head first?

Watching it's feet curl into little fists.
You sockpuppet whore.
 
#5
whats harder than nailing a baby to a fence?
My cock when im doing it

Whats the difference between a baby and a microwave?
a microwave doesn't screem when i put my meat into it
 
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