babies

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
A little girl comes home from school and says to her mum " I know how mummies get babies, The daddy puts his willy in the mummy's mouth and that's how mummies get babies" Her Mum looks down at her and says "That's not how mummies get babies, that's how mummies get Jewelery".
 
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IssacHunt

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#3
Isaac Hunt......take note!
PrinceAlbert, you are the SuperNova of Humour, the all seeing Oracle of everything, I will of course send all my jokes to you for your personal vetting, prior to posting in future. You don't drink with B_and_T by any chance do you?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
PrinceAlbert, you are the SuperNova of Humour, the all seeing Oracle of everything, I will of course send all my jokes to you for your personal vetting, prior to posting in future. You don't drink with B_and_T by any chance do you?
Best send them to me as well!
 

terroratthepicnic

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#5
A man and a woman were in a very dark woods making love.
Man say, "I wish I had a torch".
Woman says, "so do I, you have been licking the grass for the past 10 minutes".
 
#10
In my class, I usually in a group with my friends and share many baby jokes but due to weak memory I just forget that all.... I like to share Hellen Keller Jokes also.. If someone say some of them jokes you can't do instead of laugh... Keep sharing...!
Elena I sympathise with you and know what you're going through. One of my mates was also shot through the head and he talks fucking gibberish too.
 
#13
"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
 

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