Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    A little girl comes home from school and says to her mum " I know how mummies get babies, The daddy puts his willy in the mummy's mouth and that's how mummies get babies" Her Mum looks down at her and says "That's not how mummies get babies, that's how mummies get Jewelery".
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  2. Isaac Hunt......take note!
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  3. PrinceAlbert, you are the SuperNova of Humour, the all seeing Oracle of everything, I will of course send all my jokes to you for your personal vetting, prior to posting in future. You don't drink with B_and_T by any chance do you?
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Best send them to me as well!
  5. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    A man and a woman were in a very dark woods making love.
    Man say, "I wish I had a torch".
    Woman says, "so do I, you have been licking the grass for the past 10 minutes".
  6. and I want to know why I'm chuckling at this..
  7. I will indeed your Royal Wigship.
  8. No, that's not humour, that's linguistic surrealism. That's in room 6.
  9. my teacher asked me to name one of the only brown vegetables

    apparently 'Harvey Price' was the wrong answer..
  10. Elena I sympathise with you and know what you're going through. One of my mates was also shot through the head and he talks fucking gibberish too.
  11. Did he have a cold?
  12. "Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

    "Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

    "It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

    "No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"
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