B*tch Fight! (Someone throw in the Mud.)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by GunnersQuadrant, Mar 14, 2002.

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  1. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    I have noticed that a few of the threads have disolved into an all out fight between two ARRSE members.

    Amusing as it is it does distract from the original thread so i have made this one so you can sort it out.

    AND so we all can have a bloo*y good laugh at the same time.


    And................    BOX!!!

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;D ;D ;D ;D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

  2. Why thankyou GQ! ;D how very considerate of you, much appreciated  ;D, so leeanne where are you??????? ;D
  3. I can't see where I am myself, as your FAT AR*E is in the bloody way!!!! hahaha ;D ;D

    I'm bloody good are'nt I?
  4. I can see you perfectly well you are about to be trod on by my boot!! ;D, and its quite dark so i cant see your face properly,which is a definately a good thing!! ;D
  5. Believe me Girl!!  If you seen me in real life - You'd give your 2 arms to look like me, and I just know it!!!

    Are you a Lesbo by any chance???  You definetaly sound like one, or have you been there and done it - They make me bloody sick the fuc*ing minge munchers!!  Remember I only asked............................And obviously your gonna deny it!!!!

    Come on, tell us the truth.............Your a FAT SWEATY LESBO WITH MORE HAIR ON HER TOP LIP THAN A JAMAICAN'S DREADLOCKS!!!!!!  hehehe ;D
  6. Well if you have been speaking to someone i know,who you reckon you have then you will know full well i am not a lesbian and have absolutely no desire to be,they make me feel sick.You are obviously one of those people who fancies the pants off themselves and i think thats sad too!!!.Is it that you are a lesbo and are trying to make yourself feel better?? ???,do tell and i cant wait to hear your wonderful excuse ;D
  7. That post is something an 'ugly' person would say!!!!

    And yes I do love myself..........and so do many others love me, Do I sense some JELOUSY on the subject????
  8. Oh gawd, someone fetch the Orderly Officer! They've kicked off in here! :eek:
  9. Thinking that lots of others love you just goes to show how vain you really are  ;D never mind we all like to boost our own confindence from time to time, pity that you seem to blow your trumpet all the time though!!! ::)
  10. Why do'nt you go and BLOW SOME TRUMPET!! Haha

    It might get you somewhere in life, as your boring posts certainaly wont!!! :eek: :eek:
  11. This is one hell of a spectator sport..... go on girls, keep the boys happy while they sip ther pints and pretend not to watch ...rip each others clothes off  ;D ;D ;) ;) ::) ::) :p :p :eek: :eek:
  12. Oh haha,oops sorry thats your favourite phrase isn't it??  ;D,and i dont feel the need for musical instruments i'm afraid so you'll just have to amuse yourself "this one time at band camp...leeanne... ;D"and happily to say i am already where i want to be in my life,stop trying to compensate for what you wish you had!!!  ;D
    ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::)
  13. Ooohh God,

    Your seriously BORING me now, now I understand why you joined the Army - It's because your family at home were on the verge of topping themselves as they were sick of hearing your fat SH*TE!!  So you took it upon yourself to join the Army, and us poor bas*ards, with lives, have to sit back and listen to it!!!

    Do you actually have any mates?

    If so, I bet they resemble the type out of Prisoner Cell Block H!!Haha - You know, BEANFLICKERS!!! ;D ;D
  14. I say you both post photos of yourselves and thet the masses judge you.  :p
  15. There goes that sooooooooo boring and very old and dated HAHA again, everyone must be sick of hearing that by now,god ! i know i am  ;D.,and as for prisoner cell block h,you must been one of those sad ba****ds that watched it,what was it a secret crush on all those women in there,getting what you so badly wanted...... some attention hmmmm?? :p