B&Q

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tommy, Feb 14, 2005.

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  1. Copy of an e-mail received by B&Q Customer Services.

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

    Could you please let me know when the (expletive deleted) kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away ?

    Yours sincerely

    John Roberts
     
  2. come on stop being lazy search the forums. this was done a couple of days ago