Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by SMiller, Nov 19, 2004.

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  1. Let's face it, we all get bored at times, some of us more than most. So how do you deal with it? And for fucks sake, don't say bake a cake!
  2. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Depends where you are really :D
  3. Whittle sticks with penknife
  4. Some sulphur tabs from the Pharmacy.. some charcoal from the backyard hibachi and a little dried piss..mix it all together.. insert a length of stripped lamp cord and a dry cell and .....oooh.. the smoke...the noise.. the fear on the face of the neighbours...

    cheers me up every time...
  5. Do the work you are actually paid to do!
  6. see how long i can stare at the sun
  7. dig hole on the beach
  8. Punch your OC, see how long you remain with shoe laces. Time it and try and get a quicker time next time. :D

    I am not responsible for any ones actions if you punch your OC, although you may get charged for bullying.
  9. read cereal packets
  10. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Sit and read every pam relating to your job. Then make paper aeroplanes out of the pages.
  11. watch tv upside down from couch
  12. rock and moan loudly
  13. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Read every word in a FHM/Loaded magazine. It takes 2 and a half hours exactly. Believe me.
  14. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Engage in hand to gland combat and see how long it takes for you to go blind.
  15. put credit card bills in order