Aww what a shame. Hes such a nice shopkeeper too....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The-Lord-Flasheart, Oct 22, 2008.

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  1. Just not his week is it.

    Try and contain your emotions Flash! I wonder if the nation's least favourite grocer will go down.
     
  2. Let me guess. <Presses hands ritually to head in order to summon The Gift>

    Employee. Harrods. 'No, Mr Fayed'. Sex pest.

    <Slumps in chair as post-clairvoyance exhaustion sets in>

    Unfortunately, the phrase 'fifteen-stretch' was not forthcoming from beyond the veil.
     
  3. He'll blame this on the fact that the Royal Family don't like him, just like he did when he couldn't get a British pasport.
     
  4. Where were the 'gun club' staff when you need them?
     
  5. "But she looked so much like Diana - and besides, in my country, if she's old enough to bleed ... "
     
  6. Why do you think he was kicked out of Dubai?
     
  7. Funded by Brunei - he's not Egyptian.
     
  8. He's not British either ;p
     
  9. He's a tw_at and with a little luck will be on the recieving end in the Scrubs in due course..........

    .............bet he bleats like a stuck pig
     
  10. It's all a big conspiracy by the Duke of Edinburgh and the British Secret Service that he may well have been caught up to his nuts in some underage guts. Allegedly.