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Aww what a shame. Hes such a nice shopkeeper too....

Let me guess. <Presses hands ritually to head in order to summon The Gift>

Employee. Harrods. 'No, Mr Fayed'. Sex pest.

<Slumps in chair as post-clairvoyance exhaustion sets in>

Unfortunately, the phrase 'fifteen-stretch' was not forthcoming from beyond the veil.
It's all a big conspiracy by the Duke of Edinburgh and the British Secret Service that he may well have been caught up to his nuts in some underage guts. Allegedly.

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