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BBC News. Fayed is a Glitter fan allegedly
Just not his week is it.
Try and contain your emotions Flash! I wonder if the nation's least favourite grocer will go down.
Let me guess. <Presses hands ritually to head in order to summon The Gift>
Employee. Harrods. 'No, Mr Fayed'. Sex pest.
<Slumps in chair as post-clairvoyance exhaustion sets in>
Unfortunately, the phrase 'fifteen-stretch' was not forthcoming from beyond the veil.
He'll blame this on the fact that the Royal Family don't like him, just like he did when he couldn't get a British pasport.
Where were the 'gun club' staff when you need them?
"But she looked so much like Diana - and besides, in my country, if she's old enough to bleed ... "
Why do you think he was kicked out of Dubai?
Funded by Brunei - he's not Egyptian.
He's not British either ;p
He's a tw_at and with a little luck will be on the recieving end in the Scrubs in due course..........
.............bet he bleats like a stuck pig
It's all a big conspiracy by the Duke of Edinburgh and the British Secret Service that he may well have been caught up to his nuts in some underage guts. Allegedly.
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