AWOL from Basic - should I turn myself in?

#1
I had to go on tteh run from Basic yesterday. Dont feel god bout it, but had no choyce. Teh OC had it in for me big time.

shuld i turn myself in? how can i do this wivout teh OC bein involved - she wil mak my liyf a mysery if she can, shor nuf.

i reelly need some help here - teh army is my dream, and its all gone pete tong over a simple misunnderstannding.
 
#3
Chumpy,
would this by any chance have anything to do with your thread " should i bone my OC ? Was this a case of misreading the signals
 
#5
Chumpy
What happened with your OC then? :D
Oh and yes do turn yourself in this very day....with a box of Milk Tray for the OC..you didn't go AWOL you went in search of the perfect gift?
 
#7
No two ways about it cc - you should be flogged. I guess you've asked for this already though. Let's just hope that when you do hand yourself in, that the pro don't have "special" feelings for you. Good luck cc, ARRSE is with you.
 
#8
Sorry you are in a spot of bother, BUT;

What did your TC tell you about who to talk to if there is a problem?

Padre, WRVS, RMO, Unit Welfare Officer, Section Commander, Tp/Pl Sgt, Tp/Pl Commander, BSM/CSM, BK/Coy2ic?

I suggest you ring your guardroom and get the number of one of the above (try the UWO first) and get this sorted. If you remain on the run you will be forever looking over you shoulder. If the police stop you (e.g. in your car) and run a check on you, you will be listed as AWOL and arrested there and then to be returned to your unit in short order.

I'm sorry it's all gone t1ts up but if you are serious about being a soldier, man up, take responsibility for yourself and do something adult to help yourself.

On a lighter note, there are many here that will have done much worse and got over it to go onto higher things. In a year you will look back and wonder what you worried about.

Good Luck
 
#9
Matlow, GP14, thanks for teh advice. sry, Im moving safe houses after each posting - wiv my bkground, the govt will be using all there technical assets to look frrr me. if i do go bak, it wl be on my terms, not becos they have traked me down. i dont want them to send the monkeys rownd, becus their just doin their job, and i dont want no more innocent blud on my hands - ive spilt too much in my short life alreddy.

thx for all the comments - the prob was not that she rejected me, but that she is a cruwel and shameless liar, not fit to waere the queens glorious commission. when i get a mo, ill debrief you all on our night of passon, and the terrible results. wh ydo i never learn that women are snaykes wiif breasts??
 
#11
chumpycheeks said:
Matlow, GP14, thanks for teh advice. sry, Im moving safe houses after each posting - wiv my bkground, the govt will be using all there technical assets to look frrr me. if i do go bak, it wl be on my terms, not becos they have traked me down. i dont want them to send the monkeys rownd, becus their just doin their job, and i dont want no more innocent blud on my hands - ive spilt too much in my short life alreddy.

thx for all the comments - the prob was not that she rejected me, but that she is a cruwel and shameless liar, not fit to waere the queens glorious commission. when i get a mo, ill debrief you all on our night of passon, and the terrible results. wh ydo i never learn that women are snaykes wiif breasts??
she wasn't one of them 'trans-gender' types was she? 8O a snake with tits2b
 
#14
Chumpy - I knew she was no good for you!

She has lied about the way she led you on hasn't she?

I knew something had gone wrong - I had a special message through my TV speakers about it.

(good tip here - the army broadcast just under the normal signal - keep listening and you will know when they are coming for you)

Good luck mate - keep running - you don't want any more blood on your hands

:D :clap:
 
#15
chumpycheeks said:
Matlow, GP14, thanks for teh advice. sry, Im moving safe houses after each posting - wiv my bkground, the govt will be using all there technical assets to look frrr me. if i do go bak, it wl be on my terms, not becos they have traked me down. i dont want them to send the monkeys rownd, becus their just doin their job, and i dont want no more innocent blud on my hands - ive spilt too much in my short life alreddy.

thx for all the comments - the prob was not that she rejected me, but that she is a cruwel and shameless liar, not fit to waere the queens glorious commission. when i get a mo, ill debrief you all on our night of passon, and the terrible results. wh ydo i never learn that women are snaykes wiif breasts??
Thanks for the update cc - head for the border mate, they'll never catch you. Have you considered the Foreign Legion?

I think you should name and shame cc. It's obvious that you have been led along by this floosy, and that she has taken advantage of your tender nature. :)
 
#16
So, hers the stry - sry for the txt spk, but im riting on my 1-shot payasu go phone- theyll trayce it, but by then itll be lyin on the hard shlder of the m25, and they can stake it out all they like - chumpy wasnt borne yesterday, no way.

as sum of you will know, she'd 'ordered' me to her room for a 'short arm inspection'. the signals had all been good, and i was looking forward to taking her to new heights of passion. i briefed the cat on 'actions on' - there was sum sort of function in the officers' mess, and i didnt want no pissed up subbies intterupting me because they fancied her globes of delight - i've seen those drunken ruperts chasing the lone female before - it like a pack of buck rabbits on viagra wif a lone female bunny, ferchrissakes. no wonder most female officers have a hunted look - they bloody well are, from dawn till dusk (that a cool film, BTW), by a bunch of boys who couldn't satisfy a reel woman if they were given an instrucshion manual. must get pretty damn boring, if you ask me. anyway, i digress (learnt that one in the ed centre).

Cat and i like the old night harbour 'piece of string on the toe' for silent alarms: the rubbish fluffy stuff the army gives you is crap - it always brakes, normally just as the enemy descend on yu from the velvety night of the empty desert, which is not a good thing. we use stuff like this:



heres wot they say were i get mine from, and its all true:

There is only one cord that can truly be called 'paracord' and this is it. This is absolutely the genuine stuff, as used on current military parachutes!

Instantly recognisable to anyone who's ever packed a 'chute on a DZ, this is the real paracord, not some cheap, inferior imitation.

Eight inner strands are protected by an outer nylon sheath. Amazingly strong and versatile, this is exactly the same cord that the UK's military parachutes are rigged with.

The cord is suitable for umpteen uses, from lacing your boots (much longer lasting than normal laces), suspending weighty objects or even pulling stuck Land Rover's out of the mud**. The inner cords can be extracted and woven into nets. In fact, you wouldn't want to venture into the wilderness without this cord.

When quality, strength and reliability are your main concern, this is the only cord to buy.
i have pulled a lannie out of mud with it before, actually: it hurt my toe, but the cord didnt break, so it gets my vote. unfortunately, this prior planning and preparayshun was to be our undoing.

I tied one end to my toe, and the other was fed under her door, via a simply field-expedient pully system that grandad had taught me, to the cats tail, on top of the door, where he assumed the ninja silent guard position, all but invisible in the crap lighting of the officers mess hallway.

Inside her room (why do all officers have those terrible pictures off their sandhurst platoon on there walls: it neerly put me off my stroke there and then, seeing a bunch of females who would have given attila the hun pause for thort in the worst fitting set of hideous number two 'dress' i've ever seen - jeez - do they select on leg thickness, so theres more to share if we have to go cannibal on a survuval ex??) we began to go ugly early, if you know what i mean...

off line for the mo - dodgy bloke in a 'distressed' vectra following me, with some sort of device pointed at the car: will lose him, and come back to you l8er mates..
 
#17
This has got to be a WAH, one moment he tries to convince us he's an illiterate ned and the next he knows all about Attila the Hun


Go away troll!
 
#18
chumpycheeks said:
Matlow, GP14, thanks for teh advice. sry, Im moving safe houses after each posting - wiv my bkground, the govt will be using all there technical assets to look frrr me. if i do go bak, it wl be on my terms, not becos they have traked me down. i dont want them to send the monkeys rownd, becus their just doin their job, and i dont want no more innocent blud on my hands - ive spilt too much in my short life alreddy.

thx for all the comments - the prob was not that she rejected me, but that she is a cruwel and shameless liar, not fit to waere the queens glorious commission. when i get a mo, ill debrief you all on our night of passon, and the terrible results. wh ydo i never learn that women are snaykes wiif breasts??
Chimpy ooooooops sorry Chumpy when you put your hand under her skirt did you feast on meat and two veg (is that why we got the snakes with breasts quote)
Keep out of sight during the day and hide in the alleys at night and well get a free Chumpy campaign going.
Take care mate!!!!

ps that warrior diet you told me about is going great.
 
#20
Paymaster said:
This has got to be a WAH, one moment he tries to convince us he's an illiterate ned and the next he knows all about Attila the Hun

Go away troll!
:donut:


:slow:

Paymaster - Check the rest of chumpycheeks posts, giggletastic!
 

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