Awful gag

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  1. After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

    "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.

    Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

    James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to Osama's knee.

    Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

    As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

    As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

    An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
    :oops:
     
  2. I'll get your coat and taxi for you
     
  3. Harsh.....but probably fair
     
  4. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
    8)
     
  5. Guy goes to the doctors and says he cannot say words with R, T.

    Doc says, well ye can't say fairer than that then can ye.

    Taxi for Baggy!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Jokes go in Tall stories!!!!!