Away in a manger, no crib for a bed...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ABrighter2006, Dec 22, 2008.

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  1. Where were the bloody Social Services? :D

    Three wise men and a "virgin" who reckons that Joseph isn't the Father - Brixton?

    So, which parts of the Nativity don't add up? :)
     
  2. You'll have to ask JT948592794868675 and Exorcist of Dreams about that, cos they do pay, innit. :wink:
     
  3. I went to a nativity were I was asked to believe that a Russian women walked to Bethlehem within one day and when she got there it was cold and frosty.worst nativity I've seen put on by an infant school....and as for the acting
     
  4. The bit that doesn't add up for me is that Joseph didn't get across her on day 1 of the marriage.

    And the idea that he didn't go Sutcliffe on her when she rocked up pregnant and him with a sackful intact is quite, quite ludicrous.
     
  5. A star was shining brightly in the East. Phosphorus surely?