Just watched a programme on one of the sky channels called 'Aviation Security', basically a programme about security on how they can prevent terrorists taking explosive, weapons etc. onto passenger and freight flights. They had heads of security from British Airways, TNT(freigth carriers), and many other international freight carriers and airways saying that the biggest problem they had was to identify and locate explosives hidden within luggage and freight. At the moment they rely on screening luggage for commercial flights on the X-ray machines you see at the airports, basically a guy sitting infront of a screen having a few seconds to decide 'Is that a bomb or not'. One of the things that concerned me that I did know about is that freight, which is screened by indeendant companies and not the airway that is carrying it, is sometimes flown on commercial flights. These idependant companies do not have the failities to x-ray the freight (as they are normally in large containers) and the only way they now waht is being carried within these containers s by looking at the paperwork and deciding if it is a risk or not. I could go on for a long time about all the other things they were talking about on the programme, and how the heads of security for these companies were trying to come across as the 'experts' (especially when head of TNT security mentioned we could be looking for bombs, knives or getting a 'bazooka' shot at us, FFS think the 'TAWT' been watching too much of MASH or Tour of Duty) Anyway, the reason I am ranting on is that I had one of them moments when I was sitting there and it came to me, the solution is so F**cking simple. It has been a tried and tested method in other industries, would cut the cost of security measure within airports, is simple and cheap to provide, would provide professional employment, cut the cost of all the expensive screening equipment airports are buying and is one of those things that is so blantently obvious and cheap to provide the Government probably hasnn't even looked into it. P.S. Will be providing franchises to all major airports in a few months, after I've told Cherrie Blair (oh come on we all know its her running the place) to sort out the so called 'security advisors' they have within this Communist country. (S**t did I just say Communist, well we are nearly F**King there, can't smoke in my own pub FFS) P.P.S. Any of you germs out there (sorry meant journalists) cost you 50k, no sod that 500k for me to talk about my solution.