Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SlimeyToad, Apr 28, 2007.

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  1. Guys,

    I am having wet dreams like a 16 year old virgin over a couple of avatars on these hallowed pages

    Praetorian / Jibman - ffs, who is she?

    No1cares - tell me its your sister and she's available for hire on weekends!

    .....or should that have read, 'I'm having wet dreams over a 16 year old virgin who looks like the avatars'?
  2. You need to get out more.
  3. I know but my carer won't let me......
  4. Its my brother, but she is now my sister.
  5. It worked well..... :D
  6. just get them to sort you out then 8O :D 8O :D
  7. Can't see the face though, maybe that doesn't matter :roll:
  8. Shes into incest too, so i'm sorted.
  9. Sorry it's B&W but here's one behind that tousled hair....she's saving to finish the job off

  10. At least I have the legs for it...
  11. don,t know mate,i picked this sexy little number off a modelling website!!but she does it for me! :D