Avast and Arrgh!

#1
almost missed the party.. seems today is International "Talk Like a Pirate" Day

I'd go about growling and saying things like " Thank -ee " to the McD minions who bring my underdone fries but, I understand that most pirates of today hail form Somalia so I don't suppose they say much in the like of " Shiver me timbers" and " Ye, Scurvy Dogs!"

Still, I do look right hard with an eye patch [ black leather, of course, matte finish ]

oh, and

ARRRRGH!!
 
#5
Shame i'm not working tonight then. Some form of Pirate themed arrest would be amusing.

"Avast ye scurvy dog, ye be nicked"
 
#6
vvaannmmaann said:
One for Rum Ration??
Err no, the RN is a little sensitive at not being allowed to chase and detain real pirates...might cause a human rights incidents of the said pirates claiming refuge...

But canucks can so the seas are safe for while....
 
#7
niner_domestic said:
vvaannmmaann said:
One for Rum Ration??
Err no, the RN is a little sensitive at not being allowed to chase and detain real pirates...might cause a human rights incidents of the said pirates claiming refuge...

But canucks can so the seas are safe for while....
Maybe our RN are affraid of having their iPod's stolen?
 
#8
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil be done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike

The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and

Cookey’s throat was marked belike It

Had been gripped by fingers ten and

There they lay all good dead men like

Break o’ day in a boozing ken

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum







What a load of old bollooks! ARRRRRRR!
 
#9
#11
In honour of which I will succumb to an avatar.
(Or should I reserve it for 'Walt as a Pirate Day', or be that the same thing?)

Yes, you can all pish yourselves at the gayness of it, but I give you these immortal lines of the man talking the pirate talk:

'You've clearly never been to Singapore!'

'But why is all the rum gone??'

'Allo, beastie!'

and my personal favourite:

'You're mad!'

'Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work.'
 
#12
Some form of Pirate themed arrest would be amusing.

I think walking the plank would be a good way of getting suspects to talk.
 
#14
So, a pirate walks into a bar. He's got a ship's wheel in his pants.

The bartender says: Looks like you've got a ship's wheel in your pants.

Pirate says: Arrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts.
 
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