Auto-generating Pig Board

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cutaway, Feb 11, 2013.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Being a nosy twat I clicked on the banner ad at the top of a page here,
    It has a severe hippocrocobuffapig SCH infestation.

    No more waiting for Soldier-reading heifers to write to you with offers of undying love & naked snaps, it's like going to the zoo, just click & view the monsters.
    This was the first couple I saw before my eyes gave out:

    Naughty Military | Profile of mogie1965

    Naughty Military | Profile of Michiela

    But having gazed in stunned silence at old fashioned Pig Boards around the world you can bet your arse there are worse out there.
  2. The first one is my type, easy, and isn't the second SamCam?
  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Sam who ?
  4. Samantha Cameron, not that I like these media abreviations but you must have been living under a rock for the last 5 years to not know that.
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Ah, Frau Reichskanzler.
    Yep, & it's civilised under this rock.
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  6. With the second one you'd have to stave-in it's Adam's apple for it to look even remotely like a bird.
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    More to your liking ?
    Used to dive competitively.

    Into empty swimming pools.

    Naughty Military | Profile of hotlips 36
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  8. Jeeeeeeeeeezus. Stoppit perleASE!
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  9. At least if you fúcked Mercury you wouldn't have that long to live. You'd have to live with the memory of shagging that ugly cunt for decades.
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  10. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

  11. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  12. [h=3]'Occupation[/h] Police service'