Australian 'Phone In

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Bat_Crab, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An Australian radio show is holding a competition: the first person who can come up with a word which is in common usage, but not in the dictionary will win a holiday.

    The DJ goes to the first caller:

    DJ: Right mate, what's your name and where are you from?

    Caller: My name's Bruce and I'm from Sidney.

    DJ: Right Bruce what's your word?

    Caller: Garn

    DJ: Can you put that into a sentence for us?

    Bruce: Yeah, garn fcuk yourself.

    Immediately the DJ cuts Bruce off, apologies for his foul language and goes to a record. After the song he goes to the next caller...

    DJ: What's your name and where are you from?

    Caller: My name's Bruce and I'm from Alice Springs.

    DJ: OK Bruce what's your word?

    Caller: Smee.

    DJ: Can you put that into a sentence for us mate?

    Caller: Yeah, It smee again, garn fcuk yourself!