Australian 'Phone In

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An Australian radio show is holding a competition: the first person who can come up with a word which is in common usage, but not in the dictionary will win a holiday.

The DJ goes to the first caller:

DJ: Right mate, what's your name and where are you from?

Caller: My name's Bruce and I'm from Sidney.

DJ: Right Bruce what's your word?

Caller: Garn

DJ: Can you put that into a sentence for us?

Bruce: Yeah, garn fcuk yourself.

Immediately the DJ cuts Bruce off, apologies for his foul language and goes to a record. After the song he goes to the next caller...

DJ: What's your name and where are you from?

Caller: My name's Bruce and I'm from Alice Springs.

DJ: OK Bruce what's your word?

Caller: Smee.

DJ: Can you put that into a sentence for us mate?

Caller: Yeah, It smee again, garn fcuk yourself!
 

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