Australia suffering man drought

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  1. Hell yes, I'd be first on the list

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  2. I'm not sure

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  3. No I am not that shallow

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  1. An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".

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    This opens a whole flood of naughty thoughts in my head, I think I might emigrate!!
     
  2. Oh feck, I'm moving out there soon. Hope they find some in the meantime, don't want to be sharing.
     
  3. They could always empty Earls Court out and send em all home.
     
  4. If Ms Kidman or the Minogue sisters need some prime British meat to enhance the OZ gene pol i will sterp up to assist them.
     
  5. There has never been a man in Australia apart from Campese.

    Wot a player.
     
  6. Wow! You really are an anthropologist. Good for you.
     
  7. Ah, the man who turned Union pro.
     
  8. Well lets face it if Nicole or Danni or Kylie said lets make babies would you say no........

    Well maybe not Danni and Kylie together as its a wee bit mucky but you get the idea.

    Saw Campese in 97 he was fantastic to watch real Gent when it came to fair play.
     
  9. Are you mad? Mucky is a good thing!