Australia is the dead end of the planet.
People are rude.
They don't look at each other.
Houses are not homes, they are over priced commodities.
Everything is over priced -
$10 for a sandwich anyone?
$12 for eggs?
Parking at $7 and hour and fines are huge!!!
School. The place where the class system starts. Opt for free education and children are expected to endure hot demountable tin boxes. Go private to ensure a passage of privileged snobbery and half a million dollar bill. Neither will ensure a child learns anything.
Australia is an over policed nani state where common sense is misplaced and a stasi like regime prevails. Big ****** is watching.
Taxes are high. People are stressed. Bullying is the norm.
Politicians are pointless.
I can't wait for the bubble to burst.
I can't wait for my ticket out of here.
I can't wait to reclaim my self respect and sense of humanity.
Because Australia is a ******* shit hole.
 
To the hole with you.

I love it here, life is easy, wages are high, weather is great, house blocks and sizes are large, great outdoor life for kids, lots of investment into junior sports, lots of fishing, camping, walking, huge 4x4 following, huge hunting, can go from skiing to surfing in a 4 hour drive.

Have Christmas street parties, most people are polite and say gday, many places you can leave your home unlocked, great community spirits around Returned Seevicemen Clubs (RSL) and working men's clubs.

It's awesome here and I suspect the post above tells more about you than Australia you little man with a chip on his shoulder. Did knocking your wife about make you feel better that the Aussie rejected a self important little pr1ck?

You are in their country, respect your hosts.

C0ck off back to where you came from you miserable
Tw@
 
parking is free for the first 3 hours, eggs cost $3 or £1.50 per dozen, schools
My kids have been to have seen no bullying, they don't even have fights.
Public BBQ in many parks are free and treated
With respect, see so many family gathering at the gazebo electric BBQ near beauty spots, bmx tracks, skate parks, beaches, rivers, national parks....
Lovel beaches patrolled by volunteer life savers.
Cheap fuel.
Loads of sport
Beautiful women
 

Bubbles_Barker

LE
Book Reviewer
Australia is the dead end of the planet.
People are rude.
They don't look at each other.
Houses are not homes, they are over priced commodities.
Everything is over priced -
$10 for a sandwich anyone?
$12 for eggs?
Parking at $7 and hour and fines are huge!!!
School. The place where the class system starts. Opt for free education and children are expected to endure hot demountable tin boxes. Go private to ensure a passage of privileged snobbery and half a million dollar bill. Neither will ensure a child learns anything.
Australia is an over policed nani state where common sense is misplaced and a stasi like regime prevails. Big ****** is watching.
Taxes are high. People are stressed. Bullying is the norm.
Politicians are pointless.
I can't wait for the bubble to burst.
I can't wait for my ticket out of here.
I can't wait to reclaim my self respect and sense of humanity.
Because Australia is a ******* shit hole.
You've never been to London have you?
 

NSP

LE
Australia is the dead end of the planet.
People are rude.
They don't look at each other.
Houses are not homes, they are over priced commodities.
Everything is over priced -
$10 for a sandwich anyone?
$12 for eggs?
Parking at $7 and hour and fines are huge!!!
School. The place where the class system starts. Opt for free education and children are expected to endure hot demountable tin boxes. Go private to ensure a passage of privileged snobbery and half a million dollar bill. Neither will ensure a child learns anything.
Australia is an over policed nani state where common sense is misplaced and a stasi like regime prevails. Big ****** is watching.
Taxes are high. People are stressed. Bullying is the norm.
Politicians are pointless.
I can't wait for the bubble to burst.
I can't wait for my ticket out of here.
I can't wait to reclaim my self respect and sense of humanity.
Because Australia is a ******* shit hole.
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Australia is the dead end of the planet.
People are rude.
They don't look at each other.
Houses are not homes, they are over priced commodities.
Everything is over priced -
$10 for a sandwich anyone?
$12 for eggs?
Parking at $7 and hour and fines are huge!!!
School. The place where the class system starts. Opt for free education and children are expected to endure hot demountable tin boxes. Go private to ensure a passage of privileged snobbery and half a million dollar bill. Neither will ensure a child learns anything.
Australia is an over policed nani state where common sense is misplaced and a stasi like regime prevails. Big ****** is watching.
Taxes are high. People are stressed. Bullying is the norm.
Politicians are pointless.
I can't wait for the bubble to burst.
I can't wait for my ticket out of here.
I can't wait to reclaim my self respect and sense of humanity.
Because Australia is a ******* shit hole.

You should change your username to " Dead brain of the planet."
 
The bit that puts me off is that most of your wildlife is highly toxic
( as are lots of the women you export back here).
I've been here 8 years and only seen 2 snakes, the 2nd being last Monday.

Spiders, the redback is a recluse, you can easily clean them out if you find them, huntsman can be big but will run away, won't kill you unless
You are very weak anyway, funnel web is supposed to be the worst but it has t travelled much from NSW, probably 2 hours drive in a circle around Sydney.

Weaver fish in the UK are as dangerous as most Aussie fish you may stand on.

Tropical north qld has jelly fish but it's too humid for us pons anyway!

What do you think is toxic?
 
Australia is the dead end of the planet.
People are rude.
They don't look at each other.
Houses are not homes, they are over priced commodities.
Everything is over priced -
$10 for a sandwich anyone?
$12 for eggs?
Parking at $7 and hour and fines are huge!!!
School. The place where the class system starts. Opt for free education and children are expected to endure hot demountable tin boxes. Go private to ensure a passage of privileged snobbery and half a million dollar bill. Neither will ensure a child learns anything.
Australia is an over policed nani state where common sense is misplaced and a stasi like regime prevails. Big ****** is watching.
Taxes are high. People are stressed. Bullying is the norm.
Politicians are pointless.
I can't wait for the bubble to burst.
I can't wait for my ticket out of here.
I can't wait to reclaim my self respect and sense of humanity.
Because Australia is a ******* shit hole.

Are you describing Australia or what you want to go back to in London?

Oh, one thing

Australia

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UK

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Their beers crap and they handle their drink like a woman.

In all seriousness they have massive Crocodiles and I love Crocs, so they get a thumbs up from me.
 
Looks like a love bite on her arse cheek! They don't have many amenities in those mining communities, could be the heavy metals in the water!

Would explain why her hair went green but her eyebrows didn't
 
I've been here 8 years and only seen 2 snakes, the 2nd being last Monday.

Spiders, the redback is a recluse, you can easily clean them out if you find them, huntsman can be big but will run away, won't kill you unless
You are very weak anyway, funnel web is supposed to be the worst but it has t travelled much from NSW, probably 2 hours drive in a circle around Sydney.

Weaver fish in the UK are as dangerous as most Aussie fish you may stand on.

Tropical north qld has jelly fish but it's too humid for us pons anyway!

What do you think is toxic?


Shsssh!
 
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