IrishGuard
Old-Salt
Hunter fights buck kangaroo to save his dog,
Australia: if the beer doesn't get you, the wildlife will.
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ThunderBox
LE
I am fed up of the Indigenous’Leaders’ and every other cnut saying that Australia Day is invasion day and it’s wrong to celebrate it.
Let’s say we didn’t bring disease, murder and a bit of civilisation to these shores on Jan 26, 1788 (or whenever). It was coming.
Just another permanently offended group of oxygen thieves trying to blame someone for their own lack of braincells.
Guess what folks, right now you have the upper hand to get education and employment in front of whitey mcwhite face, take advantage.
I recon about 2% will breed with a non aboriginal and make something of themselves and then claim the other 98% were oppressed after the year 2020.
You were invaded like every other country, get a grip and get over it and make yourselves better instead of blaming others.
Although, if you want to align yourselfs with Africans who are equally as shit as you, feel free.
Let’s say we didn’t bring disease, murder and a bit of civilisation to these shores on Jan 26, 1788 (or whenever). It was coming.
Just another permanently offended group of oxygen thieves trying to blame someone for their own lack of braincells.
Guess what folks, right now you have the upper hand to get education and employment in front of whitey mcwhite face, take advantage.
I recon about 2% will breed with a non aboriginal and make something of themselves and then claim the other 98% were oppressed after the year 2020.
You were invaded like every other country, get a grip and get over it and make yourselves better instead of blaming others.
Although, if you want to align yourselfs with Africans who are equally as shit as you, feel free.
longtimeout
War Hero
At the risk of necro-replying...
That sounds very much like the hard-won wisdom of a man who's spent time in Tully
What gets me is all those getting indigenous benefits because their great grandfather nailed a local. They don’t look in the slightest bit indigenous.
scoldog
LE
I still remember the days of getting a southerly rain storm around 4PM in the afternoon after a hot summer day that would cool things off. Haven't seen that happen in years now.
I still reckon its to do with what you've said, heat rising from the ground causing rain clouds to disperse around the new developments around my area that wiped out all the bush we used to have (Still reckon the idiots shouldn't have touched the ADI site)
ordinaryforces
MIA
You have to love the Aussies...mad c***s
scoldog
LE
Roo's have been known to kill dogs. They prefer drowning them, but will kick them to death.
My brother-in-laws dog was killed by a roo two years ago on his farm. The dog was a French Mastiff, and a big boy.
BIL turned up at the farm one day to find the roo trying to hold the dogs head underwater in his dam, the same way the roo in this video was holding the dog. BIL scared the roo off, but it turned up a week later and killed the dog by disembowelling it with a kick.
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SkippedOnce
LE
Who needs snakes on a plane. Mind you, in Alice, I'd be more worried about the locals than the wildlife.
'A 10-year-old girl is recovering in ICU after she was bitten twice by a king brown snake in her bed on Monday night.
'The Alice Springs girl was rushed to hospital about 10pm after copping the two bites, one on each foot.
Snake catcher Rex Neindorf said a bite by a king brown, also known as a mulga snake, was “very painful” and the girl “deserved a bravery award” for how she dealt with the terrifying situation.
“When snakes are inside homes they follow scent trails and this one had followed either a skin, gecko or mouse scent into the room and unfortunately gone up into the little girl’s bed,” he said. “When inside the bed she’s obviously moved her foot and the snake’s gone bang. She’s then pushed with her other foot immediately and it bit her on the other foot which is extremely rare, to cop two bites from a mulga.”
www.news.com.au
'A 10-year-old girl is recovering in ICU after she was bitten twice by a king brown snake in her bed on Monday night.
'The Alice Springs girl was rushed to hospital about 10pm after copping the two bites, one on each foot.
Snake catcher Rex Neindorf said a bite by a king brown, also known as a mulga snake, was “very painful” and the girl “deserved a bravery award” for how she dealt with the terrifying situation.
“When snakes are inside homes they follow scent trails and this one had followed either a skin, gecko or mouse scent into the room and unfortunately gone up into the little girl’s bed,” he said. “When inside the bed she’s obviously moved her foot and the snake’s gone bang. She’s then pushed with her other foot immediately and it bit her on the other foot which is extremely rare, to cop two bites from a mulga.”
Alice Springs girl bitten by king brown snake twice in bed
A 10-year-old girl is recovering in ICU after she was bitten twice by a king brown snake in her bed on Monday night.
www.news.com.au
SkippedOnce
LE
And even the wildlife doesn't like the other wildlife!
The salty ate another shark before returning to the waves. Picture: Yvonne Palmer/FacebookSource:Supplied
'A shocked angler has filmed the terrifying moment a giant crocodile emerged from the water to gulp down a shark she had just reeled onto the beach.
'The giant four-metre salty is seen surfacing at Cardwell Beach in Far North Queensland as the woman fishing on the shoreline starts recording.'
www.news.com.au
The salty ate another shark before returning to the waves. Picture: Yvonne Palmer/FacebookSource:Supplied
'A shocked angler has filmed the terrifying moment a giant crocodile emerged from the water to gulp down a shark she had just reeled onto the beach.
'The giant four-metre salty is seen surfacing at Cardwell Beach in Far North Queensland as the woman fishing on the shoreline starts recording.'
Terrifying moment croc gulps down shark
A shocked angler has filmed the terrifying moment a giant crocodile emerged from the water to gulp down a shark she had just reeled onto the beach.
www.news.com.au
ThunderBox
LE
Bloody tiny shark though! Giant croc or baby shark....And even the wildlife doesn't like the other wildlife!
The salty ate another shark before returning to the waves. Picture: Yvonne Palmer/FacebookSource:Supplied
'A shocked angler has filmed the terrifying moment a giant crocodile emerged from the water to gulp down a shark she had just reeled onto the beach.
'The giant four-metre salty is seen surfacing at Cardwell Beach in Far North Queensland as the woman fishing on the shoreline starts recording.'
Terrifying moment croc gulps down shark
A shocked angler has filmed the terrifying moment a giant crocodile emerged from the water to gulp down a shark she had just reeled onto the beach.
Those idiots were baiting the croc. Now it will associate food with humans. Next step, human food. The bogan idiot who approached the croc to get his camera is lucky to be alive.
ThunderBox
LE
Even as an Aussie for 12 years I can only guess.
ThunderBox
LE
Yeah good call, I was thinking it’s not bloody hard to get the fish away. I fish in a kayak, be fooked if I keep the catch anywhere near the water Incase an inquisitive shark fcuks the kayak!
Lardbeast
LE
Saffer. The tourist shark diving operations are conditioning predators to associate humans with food by chumming as well as having them in the water near feeding sharks.
It all comes as a huge surprise when people go into the water for a piss and Johnny Tax Man gets 'em.
SkippedOnce
LE
Great; not only do they jump, now they climb bloody trees!
www.news.com.au
Man stunned after spotting 3m crocodile scaling tree trunk
A fisherman in Darwin has captured the moment a gigantic 3m crocodile climbed a tree in the country’s north.
www.news.com.au
SurviveToFight
Clanker
The ever perceptive Bill Bryson wrote in "Down Under" that Australians are always at pains to tell you how the dangers presented by the wildlife are grossly exaggerated and then - literally in the same breath - will recount a horrifying story about how their Uncle Bob was bitten in the groin by a sand snake (but can thankfully still communicate through eye-blinks). Later in the book, he shares the amazement of a crowd at the fact that the "bloody poms" are winning the cricket.
Long may we continue to share the same, piss-taking, self-depreciating sense of humour...
Long may we continue to share the same, piss-taking, self-depreciating sense of humour...
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