Austerity Times

#1
In these days of hardship have you any tips to save the pennies. I will lead off with this gem.

After blowing your nose with a paper hanky put said item in a wicker waste paper basket and let it dry out.
you can then use it for wiping your arse.
But remember to always do it this way round as wiping your arse first could lead to some nasty stains on your nose
 

Legs

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#2
Kill some oxygen thieving bastards and throw their bodies in the sea. Less welfare spent, and an amazing sense of satisfaction.
 

jarrod248

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#4
In these days of hardship have you any tips to save the pennies. I will lead off with this gem.

After blowing your nose with a paper hanky put said item in a wicker waste paper basket and let it dry out.
you can then use it for wiping your arse.
But remember to always do it this way round as wiping your arse first could lead to some nasty stains on your nose
Kill yourself.
 

Legs

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#8
Find someone your size who dresses well. Kill them, take their clothes and throw the body off a cliff.
 

Legs

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#9
Find someone with a nice car. Kill them and throw their body off a cliff. Bingo, a nice new car.
 

Legs

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#10
Don't waste money on a gym. Kill someone and throw their body off a cliff. That's your PT for the day. Repeat daily for best results.
 

Legs

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#12
Don't bother going to work. Find a rich person. Kill them, take their wallet and throw their body over a cliff.
 

Legs

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#16
Tricky though if you're not from the coast or one of those towns with cliffs - like Coventry or Birmingham. Could you use a tall building as a cliff substitute?
Please yourself. I'm in Cyprus. Loads of cliffs. Apparently I'm not allowed to drive anymore in case I decide to drive off one. I'll throw that bastard off a cliff as well, just for good measure.
 
#19
Please yourself. I'm in Cyprus. Loads of cliffs. Apparently I'm not allowed to drive anymore in case I decide to drive off one. I'll throw that bastard off a cliff as well, just for good measure.
Many moons ago I nearly drove a wagon off on there, they'd built the road to the bridge but not the bridge.
 

Legs

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#20
They think I'll do it on purpose.


But I like my wee issued car. She even has a name.
 

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