Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by donmac, Mar 16, 2009.

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  1. One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!

    T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

    His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.


    'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

    'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet.'
  2. OUTRAGE! putting water onto electrical contacts just makes them arc and ruins a perfectly good battery. Try graphite grease.
  3. Shit. Now I've woken up the REME. :oops:
  4. it was actually an american who said that, in america, and "australian life" has replaced "american soldier"

    christ, when will the aussies stop claiming everything to be their own invention?
  5. regardless of who said it, its bloody funny! genious :D :D
  6. Whoever said it, well done.

    It is important to get the polarity right.
    Otherwise you might not only wake up REME, but upset them as well. :)
  7. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    I read a article on NBC website recently very funny.

    Reporter talking to a Marine Sniper
    R. How did you feel when you shot the Armed insurgents.
    Sniper. I felt a slight recoil, mam
  8. You have just been sentenced to start all your posts with "Call me pedantic but.........." :D
  9. I think my Missus is secretly posting on here.

    It's a joke FFS it doesn't have to be dead-on balls accurate, just funny.
  10. sorry i can't help but jump at every opportunity to take a shot at australia. can you blame me? :D
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It's ok, they will soon doze off again, much like Granpa Simpson.
  12. Or he may have to start his posts with "Call me pedantry but...."
  13. f@ck off, i'm not REME, i'm the pedantic one :p