In happy Darwin, am living next door to a 55 year old Ordinance Corps Major who is a 22 carrot nutter who has declared war on the entire block of flats because we don't all reverse into our parking spots. He seems to think that a $95k Beemer 4wd gives him the right to lord it over us poor mortals who drive Discos.The idiot was laying cones across the communal car park last night and directing traffic.I did think it rich when he tried to put my Mrs and my 4 year old on a charge for insubordination for calling him a fucking wanker. Have tried to appease the loon with offers of steak and beer, but suspect the idiot of damaging our cars. Any suggestions? I am wondering at which point I should report the matter to his CoC as I would be far happier if he deserted ans signed up with Terry. PS He is a charmless nutter who has never been on ops but he is the most angry anal little man that I have ever had the misfortune to come across and am worried for the poor buggers under his command.