Aussie or Kiwi?

Offa

War Hero
Apparently, Kiwis hate being mistaken for Aussies, and vice versa. The best way to tell them apart is to ask the question, "Do you think it's okay to have sex with a fifteen year old?" If the answer is " Gor streuth, mate. That's disgusting! " It's a Kiwi. If the answer is, "Fifteen year old what, mate?" It's an Aussie. Must be true, a Saffer told me.
 
Easy way to tell? When six sounds like sex and pen sound like pin...you know they are Kiwi....lived with one ex kiwi for 2 years..
 

UORMan

War Hero
When the sentence doesn't go up a few octaves at the end you know they ARE NO Aussie's
 

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