Apparently, Kiwis hate being mistaken for Aussies, and vice versa. The best way to tell them apart is to ask the question, "Do you think it's okay to have sex with a fifteen year old?" If the answer is " Gor streuth, mate. That's disgusting! " It's a Kiwi. If the answer is, "Fifteen year old what, mate?" It's an Aussie. Must be true, a Saffer told me.