Aussie or Kiwi?


War Hero
Apparently, Kiwis hate being mistaken for Aussies, and vice versa. The best way to tell them apart is to ask the question, "Do you think it's okay to have sex with a fifteen year old?" If the answer is " Gor streuth, mate. That's disgusting! " It's a Kiwi. If the answer is, "Fifteen year old what, mate?" It's an Aussie. Must be true, a Saffer told me.
Easy way to tell? When six sounds like sex and pen sound like know they are Kiwi....lived with one ex kiwi for 2 years..


War Hero
When the sentence doesn't go up a few octaves at the end you know they ARE NO Aussie's

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