Aussie Investing

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Aussie Investing

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average Australian walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Australians drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Australians get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an Australian!
 
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We don't have anybody rioting in the streets and kicking our Police ' arse, and our war dead don't come in through the back door. !
 
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We don't have anybody rioting in the streets and kicking our Police ' arse, and our war dead don't come in through the back door. !
Thats because you breach their "human rights" by locking them up, and then they riot in the detention centres, nice.
As a non resident you don't get to make comments on the way that we treat our war dead, so in that respect back orf dickhead.
 
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We don't have anybody rioting in the streets and kicking our Police ' arse, and our war dead don't come in through the back door. !
true, darkies are easier targets than policemen, eh?

 
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but you do have the laziest workforce in the world, who strike and walk off the job when ever the home team are playing or the week starts with a monday, australian police the best money can buy
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
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a country with the foresight to allow a monthly sicky - why cant we have rules like that
 
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Another study found that Australians drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Australians get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Ah, that's nothing. We've got guys who can do at least 500 mpg. In fact, we've got girls (*) who can do at least that on Bacardi and Coke!


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(*) That's "sheilas" to you.
 
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