Aussie helpline.

Dwarf

LE
- G'day Mate, Bush Helpline here, what can I do for you? What's the problem?

- Well me girlfriend and me are outside getting ready to have it off and a wasp stung her on the minge. Now her vagina has completely closed up. What can I do?

- Hmmm. Bummer mate.

- Right, good advice, I'll do that. Thanks mate.
 
- G'day Mate, Bush Helpline here, what can I do for you? What's the problem?

- Well me girlfriend and me are outside getting ready to have it off and a wasp stung her on the minge. Now her vagina has completely closed up. What can I do?

- Hmmm. Bummer mate.

- Right, good advice, I'll do that. Thanks mate.
If it was really Aussie, it would have been a redback spider on the dunny that bit her.
 

Dwarf

LE
When my Doris is watching that excruciating tat "neighbours or home and away" I wander in with a aussie accent and start" G'day ladies and bruces, I'm from the university of woolloomooloo, bruce here is in charge............. Then go into some awful aussie piss take...
What's your favourite colour blue?
what you driving these days digger?
what's your girlfriends name Shelia?
Where you living these days Sidney?
What's your mates name Bruce?

No worries!
 

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