Auschwitz or the O2 Arena. Vote now.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. Auschwitz

  2. The O2 Arena

  3. I would love to see the lovely Iron Duke on Strictly

  4. Can I re-apply after a drugs conviction?

Multiple votes are allowed.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Suspend belief for a moment.

    You have spent hours to get here stuffed on a train with thousands of others. The crush of people has separated you from your friends and family. Now you are in the chute and there is only one way to go. Forward. You are confused, a bit scared.

    There are big men dressed in black at the gate. They are giving people a hassle. There are others. Watching. Watching. You feel small. Like an insect under the microscope. You know thay are watching you.

    Head down you shuffle forward, try not to be noticed. Act like a rucksack. Nobody wants a fuss with these people. Get past. Get through. Get through the gate without being noticed.

    You are through the gate. You breathe. You look around.

    Auschwitz or the O2 Arena. Vote now.
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  2. Nah - Whitgift Shopping Centre Christmas Week
  3. Vote for what exactly?
  4. Time for your shower, NOW I think.
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Me you fucking tit. This is not a multiple choice question. Jesus.
  6. I'm guessing, but I'm probably wrong, Auschwitz?
  7. How do you know how an insect under a microscope feels? I think we should be told.
  8. How many people can you fit into the o2 ? just asking like
  9. Alive, or ashes?
  10. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer


    O2 arena could be a lot worse. last few gigs I've been to were there and it was quite pleasant.
  11. Perhaps I should email you the A/C capacity. I am thinking along the same lines, perhaps?
  12. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    I'd like to be a tree
  13. ten squared i think my (soon to be nicked) expresso machine owning friend.
  14. Can I apply if I have a drugs conviction?
  15. Also when do we next get paid?
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