It was Aunties 100th Birthday celebration, at this age, she had lost some of her hearing, some mobility and couldn't talk very well, so she wrote everything on paper. Aunty was wheeled out in her wheelchair on the front lawn for her party, suddenly she started leaning to the left, so the family rushed around and propped her left side up with a cushion. Then Aunty started leaning to the right, again the family rushed around and propped her right side up with a cushion. Then Aunty started leaning forward, so again the family rushed around and tied a cushion to the front of her waist, at this point, one of her Nephews turned up "hello Aunty, you look lovely, are you ok?" Aunty took out her notepad and scribbled "No! The Bugg*rs wont let me FART!