Auntie joke..........

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> A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
> >
> > Get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
> >
> > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
> > stories.
> >
> > Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying
>hens.
> > One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
> > seat Of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs
> > went flying
> > And broke and made a mess."
> >
> > "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
> >
> > "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
> >
> > "Very good," said the teacher.
> >
> > Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
>too.
> > But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen
> > eggs, But when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the
>moral
>
> > to his Story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
>hatched'."
> >
> > "That was a fine story, Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to
>share?"
> >
> > "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Donna. Aunt Donna
>was
>
> > flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
>She
>
> > had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of
>whisky,
> > machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so
>it
>
> > wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
> > troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she
>ran
>
> > out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until
>the
>
> > blade broke.And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
> >
> > "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
> > your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
> >
> > "Stay the f**k away from Aunt Donna when she's been drinking."
 

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