Auntie joke..........

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  1. > A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
    > >
    > > Get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    > >
    > > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    > > stories.
    > >
    > > Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying
    > > One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front
    > > seat Of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs
    > > went flying
    > > And broke and made a mess."
    > >
    > > "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
    > >
    > > "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
    > >
    > > "Very good," said the teacher.
    > >
    > > Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
    > > But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen
    > > eggs, But when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the
    > > to his Story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're
    > >
    > > "That was a fine story, Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to
    > >
    > > "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Donna. Aunt Donna
    > > flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.
    > > had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of
    > > machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so
    > > wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
    > > troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she
    > > out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until
    > > blade broke.And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
    > >
    > > "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
    > > your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
    > >
    > > "Stay the f**k away from Aunt Donna when she's been drinking."