"Auditors" Police, security guards etc

Themanwho

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Just as swaggering (police and civilian) jobsworths do little for public support for all LE.
Salt & vinegar with that chip?
 

Tyk

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What, you mean use the complaints procedure rather than rely on the efforts of an "Auditor"? Unpossible! Cnuts with cameras are a karmic rebalancing force apparently.

I'm no fan of this "Auditor" bollards, it's yet another daft US trend that's made it over here and all it actually achieves is to waste Police time. The Police shouldn't over react or make donkeys of themselves of course.

The Police have to be accountable when they make a flange of things, but people baiting them is just wasting effort that should be put into crime prevention and catching criminals and putting people like @Filthy_contract at risk.
 
What, you mean use the complaints procedure rather than rely on the efforts of an "Auditor"? Unpossible! Cnuts with cameras are a karmic rebalancing force apparently.

That's the spirit. There's only one language those scum understand, eh?
 
The Police have to be accountable when they make a flange of things, but people baiting them is just wasting effort that should be put into crime prevention and catching criminals and putting people like @Filthy_contract at risk.

I agree… but I’m not sure you’ve identified who should be prosecuted for wasting police time, the auditors or the PCSO’s
 
After 29 pages of this I am drawn yet again to ask the very same question, as I have before on all of these Police related threads.
Who the fcuk is training them these days?

Janet and John?

Perhaps this should be merged with the "Poor UK Education Standards" thread as I struggle to see where their knowledge base is going to be very soon.
 
After 29 pages of this I am drawn yet again to ask the very same question, as I have before on all of these Police related threads.
Who the fcuk is training them these days?

Janet and John?

Perhaps this should be merged with the "Poor UK Education Standards" thread as I struggle to see where their knowledge base is going to be very soon.
Funny isn't it how it seems to coincide with the increase in recruiting graduates. Supposedly better educated.......

Edited to add.
The average uniform shift is fairly inexperienced these days. 5 years in and you are an old sweat. Many people come in planning to do the minimum before specialising. Add to that, a lot of experience has gone elsewhere, having had their pensions fcuked over.
The job I left is not the job I joined.
 
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So over the past 2 years or so the online trend of "auditing" police, security guards, council officials and others has grown in popularity.

After initially being incredibly irratied by some of these absolute bell-ends making a public nuisance of themselves, my view is somewhat changing. Not least in light of the Sarah Everard incident, and others, where police officers have misused their authority.

One of the better "auditors" is a character calling himself "AB" who is clearly much brighter than others, including many of the organisations that he "audits".

So what do we think of this process - and I mean - holding those in office to account by publicly outing their stupidity.

Personally, I think if I ever encountered one of these Herberts, who was clearly trying to get a rise, I would wish them a good day and carry on, or do the Boris trick of offering them tea...getting into conflict is clearly what they're looking for.

unlawful detention?

Basingstoke council morons

If that was me they challenged, my reply would be along the lines of what part of the the Gestapo do they were from.

The munter looks like a right reject from anything worthwhile, and as for the other two, which one is using the brain cell today?.

Scum, the three of them.

This would be the police state all over Britain if Labour had retained power in 2010, and were still in power now.

Edit 2, should those three try that in any town in London, their faces would be filled-in within 5 minutes.

Be warned, this is how the Nazis rose through gormless scum like this. The use of this type of filth needs to be stopped.
 
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Funny isn't it how it seems to coincide with the increase in recruiting graduates. Supposedly better educated.......

A graduate these days is someone that achieved 3 O levels in our day.

Personally speaking, I struggle to see how many of them manage to fill in a leave form these days.
This current generation coming through will therefore supposedly (and eventually) be capable of submitting RIPA applications up to Home Office/Foreign Office warrant level, including other authorities for intrusive surveillance and maybe property interference?

Somehow the cynic in me says no.
Can't think why though if this is the gold standard at the very ground level.
Any ideas?
 
I suspect its partly the fallout from the obsession started about 20 years ago that everyone had to go to university. We therefore have a surplus of graduates, most with pointless degrees, who all believe they deserve a graduate level job.
This also has the effect of reducing the average entry age to around 21. When I joined it was 25-30. People with life experience.
The police reflect society. So if society all have degrees in modern dance and yoghurt weaving, so will the police. (Unfortunately it also means that if society has bellends in it, so will the police)
 
After 29 pages of this I am drawn yet again to ask the very same question, as I have before on all of these Police related threads.
Who the fcuk is training them these days?

Janet and John?

Perhaps this should be merged with the "Poor UK Education Standards" thread as I struggle to see where their knowledge base is going to be very soon.
In my case, I doubt very, very much that the semi-literate PCSO had gone to university!
 
Luckily, those wishing to record videos in a surreptitious manner will need to spend a great deal of money on highly specialised hidden camera equipment and training.

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Such sophisticated equipment is clearly beyond the means of the average ne'er-do-well who can easily be identified by his bulky, plebian camera equipment and thus tackled to the ground thus preventing an "Assault on Precinct 13" type attack on a plod bike shed hidden somewhere round the back of the station.
 
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If that was me they challenged, my reply would be along the lines of what part of the the Gestapo do they were from.

The munter looks like a right reject from anything worthwhile, and as for the other two, which one is using the brain cell today?.

Scum, the three of them.

This would be the police state all over Britain if Labour had retained power in 2010, and were still in power now.

Edit 2, should those three try that in any town in London, their faces would be filled-in within 5 minutes.

Be warned, this is how the Nazis rose through gormless scum like this. The use of this type of filth needs to be stopped.
Your a fool. You actually consider the police in the uk like the gestapo, really you consider having the right to democratic votes, right to protest the same as nazi Germany.

Your a bloody twat and disrespect the lifes lost who fought to end fascist rule.
 
Your a fool. You actually consider the police in the uk like the gestapo, really you consider having the right to democratic votes, right to protest the same as nazi Germany.

Your a bloody twat and disrespect the lifes lost who fought to end fascist rule.

The bozos on this video were not the police, but three jumped-up jobsworths. They are patently unfit to be in the police.

I think, actually you are the fool if you consider the three in the video to be the police, which obviously you do.

I suggest you watch the video carefully and next time engage your brain before typing anything. It's not painful. Those three are the type you are likely to encounter in a totalitarian country, poking their noses in and causing trouble.

The guy filming may have been trolling for trouble, and the three twats in the video lacked the intelligence to not take the bait.

You actually made yourself look like a fool in your opening line. As I have already stated, the three in the video are NOT, repeat NOT police, and I have not stated anywhere they are.
 

olafthered

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Your a fool. You actually consider the police in the uk like the gestapo, really you consider having the right to democratic votes, right to protest the same as nazi Germany.

Your a bloody twat and disrespect the lifes lost who fought to end fascist rule.
You're
 
OK, cheers. Sometimes it’s difficult to remember. I‘m spread far and wide.
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Close enough ;)
 

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